I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
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If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
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I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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