he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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