fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
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No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
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She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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