can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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