Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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