I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
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Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
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There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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