is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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