Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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