does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
soo... how was my night?
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