Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
one might say we're banned from that church
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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