so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
im holly from the hills drunk
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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