I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
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I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
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It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina