After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
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The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
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I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.