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If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
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