This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Found your dick twin last night
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.