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• (248): View more from Michigan

  You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee

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• (916): View more from California

  You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  We talked him into tasing himself.

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.

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• (518): View more from New York

  That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.

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