the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
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How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
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Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
sex in a hospital.. check
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.