Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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