If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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