dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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