I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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