That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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