this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
is it fun? or sober?
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