no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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