I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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