I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
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