Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
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he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
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I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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