can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I checked into jail on foursquare
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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