But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
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All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
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He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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