i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
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you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
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Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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