i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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