help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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