I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I bet he comes in French.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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