just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
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I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
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I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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