yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
