You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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