How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
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im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
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Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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