Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
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For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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