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i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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