i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
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Sacagawea was the original milf.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
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hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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