make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
there was a trapeze. enough said
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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