I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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