God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
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she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
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I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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