Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
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