how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
