i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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