Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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