CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
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Just look for the house with the beer knights.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
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I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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