the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I want you more than these girls want KFC
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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