I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
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