I want to have your abortion
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
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No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
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When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
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