New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
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This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
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You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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