I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
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He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
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You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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