i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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