Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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