thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
There are leaves in my underwear?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Randomize
