why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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