After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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