she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
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separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
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I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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